In less than 3 weeks, I had something pushed down my throat and had my breasts manhandled by a woman on 2 separate occasions. It sounds kinky, right? Well it wasn't. I had an Endoscopy procedure last March 24 and during last Sunday's Annual Medical Exam, the doctor discovered 3 small lumps and I opted to get a mammogram to have it checked out.


The Endoscopy procedure didn't hurt a lot, thanks to an anesthesia, but I did puke on my hair. The mammogram on the other hand hurt a lot. I am now more sympathetic to orange fruits.

Note to self: Remember to get mammogram results on Wednesday so that Mom would stop worrying that you are dying in front of her very eyes.


These 2 activities are actually situations that you may read on more racy novels or other reading materials. I can't really fathom why anyone would like to do that for fun but then again I guess you need to be a certain kind of person to like something like that. Not that that's bad. To each his own, right? But for me, I guess I'll pass on it.