I mean I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Berg has proposed to ScarJo and now I learn that they're married! Dude, that is just so wrong.

Oh Berg, I loved you before, now you're just like all the others.

Now, admittedly, I would be all for this couple had Berg not dumped Alanis after getting a hot bod and started dating a string of hot babes. I love Berg and yes, I will keep on calling him Berg even when that is not his real name. And I love ScarJo because she uses words 'speakeasy' and is sort of neurotic. But the two of them together, after Berg turned into an ass, is something I cannot support.

I won't be surprised if Alanis' next album will be filled with a new crop of angst ridden songs.